fire guard

Adam Lim (the West Pointer) was sleeping peacefully, when awakened by someone shaking his shoulders violently saying, “Da bewdings on fiyah!! Da bewdings on fiyah!!” It took him a second to realize that it was the 4’11” Chinese female, Tat. “Do you ha’ da next fiyah gahd shift?”
“Uh, no Tat, I don’t. Check the list on the wall.”
“Okay,” she said, and then, patting his cheek, “You go back sleep Lim.” Then her little figure scampered off into the darkness.